1. houndedingotham:

    this was all i could think of during that scene

    (via lost-in-pink)

     
  2. ii-l:

    This is my bible. Bye.

    (via lvl90)

     
  3. themorbidmaiden:

    whenever i see tripp pants i remember when i was in my senior year of high school. there was this sophmore girl who would sit the table me and some of my friends sat at during lunch period. she dated a guy who graduated before us but we knew him because he wore these pants almost every day.

    one day she came to the table very upset, and when we asked her what was wrong, she said she broke up with her boyfriend because he lied all the time. he had been telling lies throughout their entire relationship. you wanna know what the lies were? he lied to her saying he was adopted, and he was a half-vampire demigod. she was crying

    she was crying because her boyfriend lied to her about being an adopted half-vampire demigod

    she believed

    (via doubled-by-twice-the-amount)

     
  4. castielthehero:

    Cas is just like “I don’t fucking know man I’ve only been here for like two years give me a fucking break I’m about to die for your ass appreciate it.”

    (Source: letmesayiloveyou, via showerswithsockson)

     

  5. kyleehenke:

    When my brother goes to fast food places and they ask for a name to put the order under he tells them “dad” and then you have a fast food guy holding a tray of food yelling for dad

    (via espur-r)

     
  6. panda706:

    Hey Tumblr people, I’ve got some skins to give away!

    They’ve got one use in each region, and I’ve used the Riot Ward, both Artic Ops Varus, and one Hecarim/Blitzcrank. 

    So for NA I’ve got two Arcade Hecarim and Riot Blitzcrank codes

    and for all other regions I have 3 Hecarim/Blitzcrank, 2 Varus, and 1 Ward Skin

    Just like/reblog this post or follow me, each’ll get you one entry (:

    I’ll randomly pick out winners sometime tomorrow(4/16/2014) or Thursday(4/17/2014)

    (via truly-pinoy)

     
  7. ohhowlucky:

    danteogodofsoup:

    killbenedictcumberbatch:

    standupcomedyblog:

    John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

    THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

    GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

    This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

    (Source: timetoputonashow, via askgeorgebush)

     
     
  8. mightfallin:

    whirrring:

    thetiredgames:

    Dachshund U.N.

    For three weekends, 47 Dachshunds, more commonly known as Sausage Dogs, will attempt to solve the world’s Human Rights issues.”

    this was so fucking important

    "And they still accomplished more than the actual U.N."

    (via bunble)

     
  9. history-is-funk:

    Can we just 

    (via katelyn-is-a-homie)

     
  10. bookworm276:

    fat-sweatpants-and-chocolate:

    superlockandthetardis:

    sherlock-is-the-fire-of-my-loins:

    castielcampbell:

    lotrlockedwhovian:

    timeywimeymetalbender:

    xrdj:

    ibelieveinsammy:

    cumbermums:

    itsgotflaps:

    I’m sure that Mrs. Hudson’s husband committed a great number of crimes in order to get sentenced to death. From the way she flinches when Sherlock slams his hands on the table, I’d say it’s safe to bet that one of his many crimes was spousal abuse.

    That would certainly account for why Sherlock ensured his execution.

    And why Sherlock got so enraged when he saw that she had been hurt

    And why she acted as if she were perfectly fine when she was hurt. 

    wow can we not 

    And why she was able to remain calm and still sneak the phone out and why Sherlock knew she would be okay despite John’s worrying - because she’s been through worse and persevered. 

    And why he didn’t want her to leave England. He wouldn’t be able to keep an eye out on her.

    And why he got so mad at Mycroft for telling her to shut up because her husband also abused her verbally.

    My feels….

    I’ve already reblogged this once but I have to reblog it again because of the new comments about mycroft.

    (via whatsurprisesyouthemost)

     
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  12. tom-marvolo-dildo:

    hey guys as it’s starting to get warmer out i'd like to remind everyone to stay hydrated and drink lots of water!

    (via lost-in-pink)

     

  13. jaclcfrost:

    someonemayhavejust:

    jaclcfrost:

    sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]

    SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]

    this is

    more than i bargained for

    (via slim-shadylady)

     
  14. durkin62:

    watchoutboy:

    OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

    Natural selection.

    (Source: theothermayor, via katelyn-is-a-homie)

     

  15. hohoholdthefuckupson:

    silenthill:

    *puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

    see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

    See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.

    (via twerkingassassin)